Tonight my friends are going out drinking. Because my job requires me to be lame every third week and be on call, neither Chris nor I are joining them. Because of this, I had to make my own fun for a homebound Saturday night, so I consulted my pal Mark Bittmann and his rad book, How To Cook Everything.
We decided on Chicken & Garlic Stew, which (according to Bitty) is more commonly known as Chicken with Forty Cloves of Garlic. Forty cloves of garlic seems a bit…prohibitive, don’t you think? I mean, I am a married lady, and I’m so not concerned with natural body functions and the like, but forty cloves of garlic seems like it would stay with you for a while. But when I read that these forty cloves basically roasted in the pot while everything was cooking, I was on board. Roasted garlic on crusty bread is heaven. So onward to the store to get our forty cloves…
Just in case you want to know, here’s what exactly forty cloves of unpeeled garlic looks like. I thought it would visually make more of an impact. 
Since at this point it was much too early to even consider making dinner, I decided to make a pie. I had some lovely peaches that were extremely ripe, and also some plums. I got to work making a seriously easy pie, and I’m sorry to say that due to laziness, I used pre-made pie crust. The pie was simple: peaches, plums, sugar, cinnamon, nutmeg, cornstarch, and butter dumped into the bottom crust and covered with another crust. Steam vents cut, I popped it into the oven for fifty minutes. That’s it. I still feel a bit guilty for not making my own crust (especially since it’s the freakin’ easiest thing ever), but I’ll forgive myself. Eventually. Here are pics of the pie process:


Yay pie. Then it was on to dinner. Already having prepared the garlic, Chris yanked the dutch oven out of the pantry and I dumped in olive oil, the garlic cloves, chopped Italian parsley, cinnamon, salt, pepper, and a four pound whole chicken, chopped up. I left most of the skin on for flavor, but cut off the extra dangly fat bits and took the ribs out. Anyone who has seen Shelley Long’s 1987 cinematic triumph, Hello Again, will understand. I’m pretty paranoid about choking on chicken bits. This chicken dish didn’t look very pretty, but believe me when I tell you that it was fantastic. Especially the popping of whole garlic bits into our mouths and drenching crusty bread in the liquid. As Chris so eloquently put it, “I’m just going to have to go ahead and beat this dead horse.” For some context, that just means that we had to lose the utensils at that point. There’s an hilarious back story to that, but this post is getting ridiculously long, so maybe another time. So here’s the dead horse, pre-beating
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After dinner, it was cocktail time as we geared up for our triple-play of Alias, our current Netflix obsession. Over the past years, I have become extremely fond of bourbon (being a Kentucky girl will do that, I hear) and especially of rye whiskey. Rye Manhattans are second only to my other favorite rye-based drink, the Sazerac. Chris is super skilled at making these cocktails (as well he should, because we drink enough of them), and tonight he hit another homerun. Our ingredient list included Jim Beam Rye Whiskey, sweet vermouth, blood orange bitters, and maraschino cherries. Here’s a nice action shot. Enjoy it, because I’m going to drink the crap out of my Manhattan here in just a second…
Obviously I made this picture large because drinks are important! Also, before you judge that I’m drinking while on call, I’ll just tell you that I’m not a doctor or anything, so I won’t be wielding a scalpel or anything. (Also, here, I like that I’m pretending that someone other than my friends will actually be reading this blog. They know I’m not a doctor). Also (and lastly in my cocktail paragrah), before you judge that we drank at home and didn’t go out drinking with our friends, here’s some context: we’re cheap.
Since this is far too long at it is, I’ll go ahead and wrap it up by saying the pie was really great and then we had some Sam Adams Cream Stout, which is some tasty beer. Not the most super fantastic awesome beer ever, but it gets the job done.
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